Movie: Spider Man 3

Spidey lovers forgive me for what I'm about to say...

It's not that I don't like the whole concept of Spider Man or super heroes in general for that matter, I do.

It's just that..

It's Toby Maguire for a start, he's too much of a gumby (in a bad way) to be a superhero. Kirsten Dunst gives me the irits and I'm sorry but THAT kiss. You know the upside down one? does very little for me.

This is a busy film, lots of substories going on and leaving you wondering where the hell it's all going to end up. The creepy black stuff that I thought so important to the story judging from all the images I'd seen prior doesn't even really come into it until the movie's halfway mark.

OK so everything is finally (FINALLY!) tied together at the end but by then I didn't care.

Production wise I guess it was pretty good but the story shit me no end, count me out for Spidey 4

2 shishy stars out of 5